NEW! The Major calls Manchester United
 NEW! The Major calls the UFO Society
 NEW! The Major calls The Dorchester
 NEW! The Major tests the Harrods promise
 UPDATED! The Major complains about that
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 The Major calls Blockbuster Video
 Major want doggy
 The Major calls Channel Ten
 The Major calls Intercontinental Hotel
 The Major Vs David Jones perfume
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